oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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