just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I don't think brook has ever known best
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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