I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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