awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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