hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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