i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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