"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
