Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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