I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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