My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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