how can u be prego again
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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