I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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