yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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