is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Never underestimate the power of titties
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