I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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