Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(586): View more from Michigan

dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(586): dear santa what can i do with your candy cane? http://tfl.nu/evo0

Replies (2) Good night (1218) Bad night (588)
Favorite
(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(575): Do you still like to have your hair pulled? (713): No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused. http://tfl.nu/4p98

Replies (26) Good night (742) Bad night (3436)
Favorite
(805): View more from California

as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"

(1-805): View more from California

uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(805): as veruca salt said, "i want it now!" (1-805): uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win http://tfl.nu/zx5h

Replies (10) Good night (3762) Bad night (876)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life. http://tfl.nu/o7kz

Replies (14) Good night (4701) Bad night (682)
Favorite
(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(360): just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college http://tfl.nu/r8zm

Replies (24) Good night (4737) Bad night (995)
Favorite
(276): View more from Virginia

So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(276): So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job! http://tfl.nu/fkyk

Replies (11) Good night (3854) Bad night (934)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs. http://tfl.nu/ujxz

Replies (24) Good night (3782) Bad night (860)
Favorite
(801): View more from Utah

No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(801): No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything http://tfl.nu/rmdb

Replies (5) Good night (4927) Bad night (1115)
Favorite
(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(253): That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of http://tfl.nu/x3nm

Replies (3) Good night (1322) Bad night (3039)
Favorite
(615): View more from Tennessee

You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(615): You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys http://tfl.nu/1mtc

Replies (2) Good night (2466) Bad night (971)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life. http://tfl.nu/bbi7

Replies (14) Good night (7222) Bad night (1144)
Favorite
(978): View more from Massachusetts

How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(978): How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night http://tfl.nu/80v5

Replies (7) Good night (926) Bad night (2033)
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there. http://tfl.nu/lavl

Replies (10) Good night (2071) Bad night (657)
Favorite
(518): View more from New York

Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(518): Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved. http://tfl.nu/9gud

Replies (7) Good night (1919) Bad night (655)
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home. http://tfl.nu/i339

Replies (3) Good night (1264) Bad night (348)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: