Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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