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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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(+91): Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step. (+91): what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her? http://tfl.nu/u7i2

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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(504): I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES. http://tfl.nu/2zjv

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(516): View more from New York

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

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Strong 6

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That's an oxymoron.

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(516): On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck? (201): Strong 6 (516): That's an oxymoron. http://tfl.nu/n45n

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(248): View more from Michigan

They have a pepper shaker for pot.

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(248): They have a pepper shaker for pot. http://tfl.nu/nws4

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(785): View more from Kansas

We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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(785): We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson. http://tfl.nu/vrgn

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(424): View more from California

I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.

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(424): I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing. http://tfl.nu/4boy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.

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(570): I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse. http://tfl.nu/2dei

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(480): View more from Arizona

i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....

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(480): i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera.... http://tfl.nu/on9i

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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis

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(215): This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis http://tfl.nu/mvim

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon

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(608): I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon http://tfl.nu/v008

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you

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Bonus points are bonus points regardless

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(973): Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you (571): Bonus points are bonus points regardless http://tfl.nu/vyof

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(812): View more from Indiana

I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.

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(812): I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits. http://tfl.nu/nvjd

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(813): View more from Florida

Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.

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(813): Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick. http://tfl.nu/1ytv

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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.

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(914): I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status. http://tfl.nu/koi8

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything

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(304): I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything http://tfl.nu/gg1p

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