I faked an abortion last night.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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