i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
kristin has been a bad kristin
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....