Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just had sex on a roof
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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