gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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