This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My ass is underappreciated
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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