If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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