the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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