...so i touched it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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