so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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