I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?