found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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