They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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