Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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