i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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