Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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