If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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