ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
