So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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