I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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