Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Randomize
