So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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