I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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