when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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