What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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