my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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