I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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