The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
