Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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