:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Oh god it's open bar.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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