i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I could make wine with my vomit
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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