What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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