I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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