We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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