these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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