Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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