his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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