dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I think I am morally bankrupt
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My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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