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I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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