i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
