Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
i think my cat just said my name.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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