i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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