We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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