the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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