I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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